11她的男友是巨大蟑螂

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    ???「???妳???也???是???異???星???戀???嗎???？???」

    ???「???嗯???，???我???男???友???來???了???。???」???女???人???笑???著???指???指???她???的???背???後???。

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    ???「???寶???貝???，???這???是???妳???的???咖???啡???，???我???去???上???個???廁???所???。???」

    ???女???人???的???男???友???放???下???咖???啡???，???又???轉???身???離???去???。

    ???「???妳....???妳???男???友???是???蟑???螂???。???」

    ???超???級???大???蟑???螂???啊???！???噁???～???～???～

    ???「???他???是???羅???奇???星???人???，???地???球???上???蟑???螂???的???遠???親???。???」

    ???「???蟑???螂???耶???！???」???蔓???太???吃???驚???了???。

    ???「???妳???男???友???不???是???蠶???寶???寶???嗎???？???我???剛???有???看???到???。???」

    ???女???人???很???有???風???度???，???心???平???氣???和???的???回???答???她???。

    ???蔓???很???敬???佩???這???個???女???人???，???因???為???要???能???突???破???地???球???人???的???既???有???價???值???觀???跟???蟑???螂???交???往???，???想???必???是???個???很???有???自???信???心???也???不???怕???別???人???眼???光???的???人???。

    ???「???嗯???，???對???，???都???是???昆???蟲???哦...???」

    ???自???己???跟???蠶???寶???寶???交???往???，???卻???對???別???人???跟???蟑???螂???交???往???不???可???置???信???，???簡???直???可???笑???。

    ???「???妳???的???蠶???寶???寶???在???床???上???怎???麼???樣???？???」

    ???女???人???嚼???舌???根???少???不???了???這???類???話???題???。

    ???「???嘿???嘿???，???我???很???滿???意...???妳???的???蟑???螂???先???生???呢???？???」???蔓???問???。

    ???「???他???有???三???根???陰???莖???，???一???根???長???在???胸???口???，???兩???根???在???下???面???。???」???女???人???挑???挑???眉???。

    ???「???哇???，???噢???！???啊???，???等???下???能???不???能???麻???煩???妳???幫???我???一???個???忙???？???」

    ???女???人???跟???她???一???樣???穿???著???白???色???上???衣???和???牛???仔???褲???，???蔓???請???她???走???到B???博???士???面???前???。

    ???「???對???不???起???，???借???過???一???下???。???」

    B???博???士???果???然???沒???搞???錯???人???，???輕???易???地???繞???過???對???方???，???蔓???覺???得???有???點???開???心???。

    ???「???謝???謝???。???」???蔓???悄???聲???對???走???回???座???位???的???女???人???說???。

    ???當???那???個???羅???奇???星???人???和???女???人???離???開???時???，???蔓???還???特???地???猛???瞄???了???幾???眼???大???蟑???螂???的???胸???口???和???下???腹???，???不???過???，???什???麼???也???沒???看???到???。

    ???「???那???位???羅???奇???星???人???很???有???意???思???，???我???在???男???廁???跟???他???聊???了???一???下???。???」

    ???「???是???喔???，???我???也???跟???他???女???友???聊???天???了???耶???。???」

    ???「???我???們???真???有???默???契???。???」

    B???博???士???摸???摸???她???的???頭???。

    ???「???蠶???寶B???～???」

    ???他???倆???就???這???樣???在???露???天???咖???啡???座???上???旁???若???無???人???的???親???熱???起???來???。

    ???雖???然???自???己???還???是???會???被???表???相???束???縛???，???對???於???外???貌???有???所???分???別???，???但???假???以???時???日???應???該???會???慢???慢???的???對???眾???生???一???視???同???仁???，???用???平???等???心???看???待???所???有???宇???宙???間???的???生???命???吧???？???蔓???邊???跟B???博???士???舌???吻???邊???想???。