1被白雪公主挑毛病的王子

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    ???「???皇???后???陛???下???，???您???的???確???是???個???相???當???美???麗???的???女???人???，???但???是???白???雪???公???主???比???您???更???美???麗???。???」

    ???「???你???說???話???還???真???是???不???中???聽???啊???。???」

    ???「???美???麗???的???女???人???如???果???習???慣???受???到???眾???人???的???傾???慕???和???寵???愛???，???只???會???越???來???越???嬌???縱???，???不???如???就???等???著???看???戲???吧???。???」

    ???「???噢???，???你???真???壞???。???」

    ???「???彼???此???彼???此???。???」

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    ???雖???然???說???只???要???是???公???主???，???都???多???多???少???少???有???點???公???主???病???，???但???王???子???實???在???無???法???忍???受???了???。

    ???新???婚???第???一???晚???，???白???雪???公???主???就???說???睡???前???要???喝???牛???奶???才???會???睡???得???好???，???於???是???做???為???丈???夫???的???王???子???，???體???貼???地???去???替???她???倒???了???一???杯???牛???奶???過???來???。

    ???「???睡???前???怎???麼???能???喝???冷???牛???奶???呢???？???這???對???胃???不???好???。???」???白???雪???公???主???優???雅???地???靠???在???床???上???說???。

    ???王???子???心???想???也???對???，???是???他???太???粗???心???了???，???於???是???就???用???鍋???子???把???牛???奶???加???熱???，???再???端???回???寢???殿???。

    ???「???加???熱???過???頭???，???腥???味???都???跑???出???來???了???，???我???不???喝???這???種???東???西???。???」???白???雪???公???主???皺???起???眉???頭???。

    ???還???算???老???實???的???王???子???，???又???回???到???廚???房???，???重???新???煮???了???一???杯???新???的???牛???奶???，???在???沸???騰???前???把???火???關???掉???，???溫???度???不???冷???不???熱???剛???剛???好???。

    ???太???完???美???了???，???這???下???白???雪???一???定???會???滿???意???的???，???王???子???高???興???地???端???著???牛???奶???回???到???寢???房???。

    ???「???我???不???想???喝???牛???奶???了???，???倒???杯???紅???酒???來???吧???，???要???冰???一???點???哦???。???」

    ???不???是???說???睡???前???喝???冷???的???對???胃???不???好???嗎???！???！???！

    ???王???子???忍???著???不???耐???煩???，???又???去???倒???了???冰???涼???的???紅???酒???，???還???特???地???用???最???清???澈???的???水???晶???杯???裝???著???，???希???望???妻???子???能???滿???意???。

    ???果???然???，???白???雪???公???主???微???笑???著???喝???了???一???口........

    ???「???這???隻???是???新???的???酒???啊???，???我???只???喝???五???年???以???上???的???，???難???道???你???的???品???味???這???麼???差???嗎???？???真???是???連???我???的???僕???人???都???比???不???上???。???」

    ???王???子???不???敢???置???信???地???瞪???大???眼???，???然???後???跟???白???雪???公???主???吵???了???一???架???。

    ???之???後???每???天???，???都???是???大???吵???小???吵???不???斷???，???別???說???洞???房???，???不???動???手???就???不???錯???了???。

    ???他???很???後???悔???結???婚???前???沒???多???相???處???，???只???是???在???舞???會???上???看???到???貌???美???如???花???的???白???雪???公???主???，???就???跟???她???求???婚???，???還???答???應???要???陪???她???一???起???住???在???這???個???國???家???，???不???必???遠???嫁???。

    ???而???白???雪???，???大???概???也???是???因???為???看???他???順???眼???，???就???嫁???給???他???的???吧???，???兩???個???人???一???樣???的???膚???淺???，???一???樣???的???愚???蠢???。